Asshats on the streets

People on the streets ticked me off so badly. I almost wanted to twist their necks and punch them in the face. Maybe I'm just PMS-ing today but everyone's actions today just seem to irritate me so much. I swear they're a pain in the neck. 

For example, I'm in a hurry to get through, but the person in front just takes his/her long time to stroll and take careful steps. Were they trying to be cliché and look carefree or what? I don't care whether you're slowing down to enjoy the moment of whatever the hell that made you slow down, please remember that the walkway is extremely narrow and I can't push you aside just to get through. Just walk faster omg. When you finally walk faster, the pigs could have already learnt how to fly. 

Another example, please don't smoke while walking ever so painstakingly slow. Excuse you one does not simply act all stuck up and smoke when you apparently know the smoke will be blown to the back! I'm going to die at this second hand smoke rate. Just learn how to be considerate and leave your fucking cigarette for later.

Lastly, people on the trains/bus. You don't simply just lean against the pole using your entire body. Can't you see that many people don't have support and need to hold on to the pole? Just because of your selfishness all of us had to risk loosing balances and fall. And also, if you see me already holding on to the pole, don't lean against the fucking pole because skin contact. Aren't you a least bit of embarrassed about this? No?

And teachers should stop talking a whole long passage like its a fucking talk show. Don't repeat all those stuff you've said more than 4 times. It gets so annoying I feel like bitch slapping you on the spot.